A Very Stable Genius

DJT
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius,
In matters diplomatic I am practically avenious!
The Dictators all say that I am really quite congenious;
From the Kremlin to the Philippines, and anywhere insidious,
I compliment the workings of the minds of the nefarious.
And anyone who questions me or expresses contradicting views
I quickly can refute them by proclaiming that it’s all fake news!

All:
He quickly can refute them by proclaiming that it’s all fake news!
He quickly can refute them by proclaiming that it’s all fake news!
He quickly can refute them by proclaiming that it’s all fake news!

I’m very good at running all my businesses aggressively
My job performance is big-league, I go at it impressively
Anyone who disagrees I dismiss as ridiculous
I am the very model of a very stable genius.

All:
Anyone who disagrees we dismiss as ridiculous
He is the very model of a very stable genius.

DJT
In all our history there’s never been another president
Who passed as many bills and changed the laws, (cause I’m not hesitant)
I am the greatest figure of a statesmen throughout history
How the fake news can deny this is still something of a mystery

I will build the wall along the south to keep out people Mexican
And then I’ll weed out all the people that I think are unAmerican
And pretty soon I’m sure that I’ll imprison Crooked Hilary
And fire Robert Mueller for indulging in tomfoolery

All:
And fire Robert Mueller for indulging in tomfoolery!
And fire Robert Mueller for indulging in tomfoolery!
And fire Robert Mueller for indulging in tomfoolery!

I went to Wharton Business School, and aced it quite decisively
Although professors say I skipped my classes quite obsessively
Anyone who disagrees I dismiss as ridiculuous
I am the very model of a very stable genius.

All:
Anyone who disagrees we dismiss as ridiculuous
He is the very model of a very stable genius.

DJT
The casinos that I managed all went belly-up; I still made dough:
The workers of the businesses I shafted, they all lost their homes.
The Democrats demanded that I publish all my tax returns
I sued Forbes for daring to report on what I really earned
And though I lost the suit I claimed I won and got away with it
So everytime the truth comes out I rage and throw a hissy-fit
And Russian hacks all post online and back-up all of my bullshit
A better stable genius in the oval office never sits.

ALL:
A better stable genius in the oval office never sits.
A better stable genius in the oval office never sits.
A better stable genius in the oval office never sits.

DJT

I am smarter than my gen'rals and the members of my cabinet
If anyone is smarter then I guess I haven’t met’em yet
Anyone who disagrees I dismiss as ridiculuous
I am the very model of a very stable genius.

 

All:
Anyone who disagrees we dismiss as ridiculuous
He is the very model of a very stable genius.