A Very Stable Genius

DJT
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius,
In matters diplomatic I am practically avenious!
The Dictators all say that I am really quite congenious;
From the Kremlin to the Philippines, and anywhere insidious,
I compliment the workings of the minds of the nefarious.
And anyone who questions me or expresses contradicting views
I quickly can refute them by proclaiming that it’s all fake news!

A Real Stable Genius

Someone pointed out that Trump claims that he is a stable genius.  Well, if he wants to boast about being the smartest ass in the barn, he'll need to take that up with Francis the Talking mule.

Or Mr. Ed.